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Created on 2002-09-10 16:46:11 (#700752), last updated 2009-02-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Tony |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1970-05-01 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
BioI'm almost certainly older than you , there's a good chance you're a teenager , I'm far from being a teenager . Let me take you back to a galaxy far far away , in a land that time forgot .
England : The dark ages
It was a wet and windy morning , so it could be any time of the year . Banshees wailed loudly . High above two anonymous Angels ( Angel A and Angel B ) were talking :
"You've not sent 'him' have you ? " asked Angel A incredulously
"Oh come on , ever since April fools day this seemed like a good idea , my timing might be out , but it's the thought that counts " chuckled Angel B
"You'll be in for it when the big 'fella finds out . " observed Angel A smugly .
So it came to pass that a hairy baby was born , far away in a pub an Irish man with a load of "acquired" butter was celebrating his success , unfortunately he was wanted at a hospital to see his newly born child and his boss wanted to know where the fuck he was . Panic set in , the butter was stuffed into his pockets , the butter melted , and he's never forgiven me for it .
So it came to pass some more that I acquired decent musical tastes , despite the 80's . The Sterophonics , The Strokes , The Smashing Pumpkins , Blur , Oasis , U2 , Coldplay , The White Stripes , Beck , System of a Down , Marilyn Manson .. to name a few random CD's I can currently see . I much prefer indie / alternative / rock .
So it came to pass even more that I should be deemed to follow Aston Villa football club , the greatest football club in the world , well they were in 1897 , that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it .
I'm not married , I don't have children , I don't think I'm firing blanks , I just paid attention in sex eductaion classes , although it did take me a while to figure out how to get a condom onto a milk bottle . If you have any questions , feel free to ask them , I'll always answer , even if it's abuse !
England : The dark ages
It was a wet and windy morning , so it could be any time of the year . Banshees wailed loudly . High above two anonymous Angels ( Angel A and Angel B ) were talking :
"You've not sent 'him' have you ? " asked Angel A incredulously
"Oh come on , ever since April fools day this seemed like a good idea , my timing might be out , but it's the thought that counts " chuckled Angel B
"You'll be in for it when the big 'fella finds out . " observed Angel A smugly .
So it came to pass that a hairy baby was born , far away in a pub an Irish man with a load of "acquired" butter was celebrating his success , unfortunately he was wanted at a hospital to see his newly born child and his boss wanted to know where the fuck he was . Panic set in , the butter was stuffed into his pockets , the butter melted , and he's never forgiven me for it .
So it came to pass some more that I acquired decent musical tastes , despite the 80's . The Sterophonics , The Strokes , The Smashing Pumpkins , Blur , Oasis , U2 , Coldplay , The White Stripes , Beck , System of a Down , Marilyn Manson .. to name a few random CD's I can currently see . I much prefer indie / alternative / rock .
So it came to pass even more that I should be deemed to follow Aston Villa football club , the greatest football club in the world , well they were in 1897 , that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it .
I'm not married , I don't have children , I don't think I'm firing blanks , I just paid attention in sex eductaion classes , although it did take me a while to figure out how to get a condom onto a milk bottle . If you have any questions , feel free to ask them , I'll always answer , even if it's abuse !
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aftershock, aliens, amazon women, ashlynn, aston villa, baldur's gate, beards, black magic, blackadder, bondage, boobs, broomsticks, cauldrons, championship manager, chathouse, cleavage, cookie, corsets, crap dancing, dead kennedys, devil worship, discworld, elves, evil women, football, glasgow celtic, guinness, handcuffs, hot tub, icewind dale, indiana jones, ireland, jessica, jocelyn, jrr tolkien, lager, las vegas, lord of the rings, magick, max payne, neverwinter nights, oliver cromwell, philip k dick, potato bread, puget sound, rascal, red dwarf, redhead, rpg babes, s&m, sausage sandwiches, sherlock holmes, sir arthur conan doyle, soda farl, sorcery, spokane, star wars, stockings and suspenders, swords, terry pratchett, the cure, the godfather, the smiths, the sopranos, thigh high boots, tuesday, tuna fish, vegetable roll, whips, witchcraft, witches, wizards, wonderbra, ~claire
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