Tony

Don't know what to do with myself

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:46:14 GMT

Ashley is still hiding 24 spoilers behind a cut, which is good because I'm only on episode seven or something. I'm not so keen on the dialogue in this series or some of the decision making but Jack's still kicking ass.

Now I have to try and find out whose here still....and then remember to come back!

Man I've forgotten how to do a cut, whose in charge round here these days anyway?

He's still got it

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:37:56 GMT

Red Army Choir

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:26:13 GMT

The thing with youtube is that you find a lot of covers, so there I am looking for Sweet Home Alabama when I find a cover by the Finnish band The Leningrad Cowboys....with backing from the Russian Red Army choir!

And if traditional Russian music is more your thing, there's Kalinka:

How to teach your kids punk

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:21:48 GMT

The youth of today, they have no idea about the concepts of punk but with my quick guide you can teach your kids punk in a slow and mellow manner.

This is a free service:

Daleks speak German!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:23:14 GMT

"Extermineren, Extermineren" Quality!!!!

I won a fiver last night on ITV free bingo! Woohoo!

Spending warm summer days indoors

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:39:50 GMT

So I walk away from the phone for two minutes and receive a phone recording of a band singing "Gordon Is a Moron".

I like Brighton, I'd like to go there again. Ask me, I won't say no, how could I.

I have no phone credit!

We're doomed!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:55:18 GMT

Worlds collide

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:38:55 GMT

Ok, one of my best friends has arrived on LJ and she's gonna see warts and all me. On one hand I'm scared, on one hand I'm relieved and on the mysterious, hold on humans only have two hands, I'm pissed as a fart!

Remember kids, never tell your work colleagues you livejournal.

From the "You couldn't make it up" department

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:46:09 GMT

This is pure quality:

13 year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

Dont stop me now (cause Im having a good time)

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:10:07 GMT

Ok ask me, go on, ask me, who had an each way bet on Comply or Die and King John's Castle in the Grand national!

Oh I am ace gambler extraordianaire, I do indeed rock, I am The King!

Bow down before me, and if you're female, whilst you're down there ....

In other news

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:00:51 GMT

Now for the important stuff, is Davros making a comeback or not?

Advertising

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:58:01 GMT

The worst thing about this advertising issue isn't so much LJ insisting on basic accounts carrying adverts, it's them taking people's content and using that for their own gains and giving a big fingers up to the content creators.

If they shared the advertising revenue with the person blogging it wouldn't be so objectionable. Everytime we blog, no matter what your account status, we advertise livejournal. I doubt there are many of us who started with paid accounts. Let's not forget where we started.

Basic accounts

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:19:58 GMT

I would not have renewed my paid account had I known what LJ were going to do with basic accounts. I feel dirty now for paying them.

Good Friday

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:51:31 GMT

As a God fearing atheist, even I'm finding the beeb's excellent Jesus production moving. They are seriously worth every penny of my licence fee.

Weird!

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:26:22 GMT

Apparently there's been an earth tremor and people are telling me it has been felt in Coventry and Birmingham, which rather surprised me as I live in that area and the earth sure as hell hasn't moved for me!

Ooh I'm in The Twilight Zone!

Oh

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:33:08 GMT

Apparently I don't post here enough anymore. I need to feed my twitter into this place.

In the meantime here's a tune from the 80's that everyone has forgotten

Furniture

Emmy and Ashley aren't allowed to shout at me for the lack of updates.

Surprise

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:14:20 GMT

So there I am innocently watching some old film, well it was on in the background. Well then I realise it's not the song I know.

I've got a brand new combined harvester was a real song! I so thought that was Wurzels original!

In other news

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:20:31 GMT

I'm not seeing enough piracy around this place lately! It's going to be time to remove my sword from its scabbard if this carries on!

Getting old is crap

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:10:19 GMT

On Monday they buried Aunt Lala in Ireland, they do funerals quick in Ireland. She died last Friday and they buried her Christmas eve.

Today they cremated Neil, he died a week before Aunt Lala, they bury people slow in England.

Neil your great taste in music continued until your death, even at your funeral we sent you off with good music.

Baba O'Riley

May you both rest in peace.

Neil Neil Orange Peel

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:44:53 GMT

I went to visit Neil today. The previous time I saw Neil he had us walking around Stroud, we'd visited a bit of a mansion, we'd gone to the pub, we'd laughed and joked. At the time Neil had just had a brain tumour removed.

Neil went to Amsterdam with me, he held me up as I had a bad experience, he joked he laughed, he smiled. He supports the wrong team does Neil.

Today I visited Neil, Neil who kept telling the doctors he was ill and Neil whom the Doctors said was depressed and needed a psychaitrist. Neil who demanded a brain scan and Neil whom the doctors refused to see.

Today Neil opened half of each eye, so full of morphine that he doesn't know what day of the week it is, Neil who would have celebrated his 46th birthday last Sunday. You can hear the morphine being pumped into him as he raised the odd smile as you try and talk to him.

Neil who is waiting to die, who was once so full of life and has been so letdown. Neil who once gave out the paddington bear stare, I miss you Neil, and when the inevitable happens, may you rest in peace.

The Rugby World Cup

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:53:20 GMT

Earlier this evening, the French authorities closed the Champs-Élysées in readiness for celebrations after the France v England semi final:

France 9 England 14

Come on England!

Villa 2 Chelsea 0

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:38:37 GMT

Jose Mourinho,
Not long for you to go,
Back home to Portugal,
You're not very good at all!

Up The Villa!

Geography

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 00:17:09 GMT

Apparently one fifth of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Not that this is probably much different to anywhere else in the world because I've heard Brits saying Grimsby is somewhere near Wolverhampton.

However, this is pure gold, I give you:

Miss South Carolina.

Bless her cotton socks she's in the news.

Hello

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 23:55:29 GMT

Hello people, how's things in groove town?

How's Ashley?

Heroes

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:26:16 GMT

I like it! I might have to start playing City of Heroes again now. I typed that originally as City of Herpes, which wouldn't be quite so pleasant.