Tony

Don't know what to do with myself

2009-02-18T00:46:14Z

Ashley is still hiding 24 spoilers behind a cut, which is good because I'm only on episode seven or something. I'm not so keen on the dialogue in this series or some of the decision making but Jack's still kicking ass.

Now I have to try and find out whose here still....and then remember to come back!

Man I've forgotten how to do a cut, whose in charge round here these days anyway?

He's still got it

2008-10-17T23:37:56Z

Red Army Choir

2008-08-09T20:26:13Z

The thing with youtube is that you find a lot of covers, so there I am looking for Sweet Home Alabama when I find a cover by the Finnish band The Leningrad Cowboys....with backing from the Russian Red Army choir!

And if traditional Russian music is more your thing, there's Kalinka:

How to teach your kids punk

2008-07-11T23:21:48Z

The youth of today, they have no idea about the concepts of punk but with my quick guide you can teach your kids punk in a slow and mellow manner.

This is a free service:

Daleks speak German!

2008-07-05T22:23:14Z

"Extermineren, Extermineren" Quality!!!!

I won a fiver last night on ITV free bingo! Woohoo!

Spending warm summer days indoors

2008-06-28T23:39:50Z

So I walk away from the phone for two minutes and receive a phone recording of a band singing "Gordon Is a Moron".

I like Brighton, I'd like to go there again. Ask me, I won't say no, how could I.

I have no phone credit!

We're doomed!

2008-06-27T19:55:18Z

Worlds collide

2008-06-06T22:38:55Z

Ok, one of my best friends has arrived on LJ and she's gonna see warts and all me. On one hand I'm scared, on one hand I'm relieved and on the mysterious, hold on humans only have two hands, I'm pissed as a fart!

Remember kids, never tell your work colleagues you livejournal.

From the "You couldn't make it up" department

2008-05-12T18:46:09Z

This is pure quality:

13 year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

Dont stop me now (cause Im having a good time)

2008-04-05T23:10:07Z

Ok ask me, go on, ask me, who had an each way bet on Comply or Die and King John's Castle in the Grand national!

Oh I am ace gambler extraordianaire, I do indeed rock, I am The King!

Bow down before me, and if you're female, whilst you're down there ....

In other news

2008-03-23T21:00:51Z

Now for the important stuff, is Davros making a comeback or not?

Advertising

2008-03-23T16:58:01Z

The worst thing about this advertising issue isn't so much LJ insisting on basic accounts carrying adverts, it's them taking people's content and using that for their own gains and giving a big fingers up to the content creators.

If they shared the advertising revenue with the person blogging it wouldn't be so objectionable. Everytime we blog, no matter what your account status, we advertise livejournal. I doubt there are many of us who started with paid accounts. Let's not forget where we started.

Basic accounts

2008-03-22T01:19:58Z

I would not have renewed my paid account had I known what LJ were going to do with basic accounts. I feel dirty now for paying them.

Good Friday

2008-03-22T00:51:31Z

As a God fearing atheist, even I'm finding the beeb's excellent Jesus production moving. They are seriously worth every penny of my licence fee.

Weird!

2008-02-27T01:26:22Z

Apparently there's been an earth tremor and people are telling me it has been felt in Coventry and Birmingham, which rather surprised me as I live in that area and the earth sure as hell hasn't moved for me!

Ooh I'm in The Twilight Zone!

Oh

2008-02-24T01:33:08Z

Apparently I don't post here enough anymore. I need to feed my twitter into this place.

In the meantime here's a tune from the 80's that everyone has forgotten

Furniture

Emmy and Ashley aren't allowed to shout at me for the lack of updates.

Surprise

2008-02-24T01:14:20Z

So there I am innocently watching some old film, well it was on in the background. Well then I realise it's not the song I know.

I've got a brand new combined harvester was a real song! I so thought that was Wurzels original!

In other news

2007-12-28T21:20:31Z

I'm not seeing enough piracy around this place lately! It's going to be time to remove my sword from its scabbard if this carries on!

Getting old is crap

2007-12-28T16:10:19Z

On Monday they buried Aunt Lala in Ireland, they do funerals quick in Ireland. She died last Friday and they buried her Christmas eve.

Today they cremated Neil, he died a week before Aunt Lala, they bury people slow in England.

Neil your great taste in music continued until your death, even at your funeral we sent you off with good music.

Baba O'Riley

May you both rest in peace.

Neil Neil Orange Peel

2007-12-15T00:44:53Z

I went to visit Neil today. The previous time I saw Neil he had us walking around Stroud, we'd visited a bit of a mansion, we'd gone to the pub, we'd laughed and joked. At the time Neil had just had a brain tumour removed.

Neil went to Amsterdam with me, he held me up as I had a bad experience, he joked he laughed, he smiled. He supports the wrong team does Neil.

Today I visited Neil, Neil who kept telling the doctors he was ill and Neil whom the Doctors said was depressed and needed a psychaitrist. Neil who demanded a brain scan and Neil whom the doctors refused to see.

Today Neil opened half of each eye, so full of morphine that he doesn't know what day of the week it is, Neil who would have celebrated his 46th birthday last Sunday. You can hear the morphine being pumped into him as he raised the odd smile as you try and talk to him.

Neil who is waiting to die, who was once so full of life and has been so letdown. Neil who once gave out the paddington bear stare, I miss you Neil, and when the inevitable happens, may you rest in peace.

The Rugby World Cup

2007-10-13T20:53:20Z

Earlier this evening, the French authorities closed the Champs-Élysées in readiness for celebrations after the France v England semi final:

France 9 England 14

Come on England!

Villa 2 Chelsea 0

2007-09-02T20:38:37Z

Jose Mourinho,
Not long for you to go,
Back home to Portugal,
You're not very good at all!

Up The Villa!

Geography

2007-09-02T00:17:09Z

Apparently one fifth of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Not that this is probably much different to anywhere else in the world because I've heard Brits saying Grimsby is somewhere near Wolverhampton.

However, this is pure gold, I give you:

Miss South Carolina.

Bless her cotton socks she's in the news.

Hello

2007-09-01T23:55:29Z

Hello people, how's things in groove town?

How's Ashley?

Heroes

2007-07-25T21:26:16Z

I like it! I might have to start playing City of Heroes again now. I typed that originally as City of Herpes, which wouldn't be quite so pleasant.