Tony ([info]perviepom) wrote,
@ 2008-05-12 19:44:00
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From the "You couldn't make it up" department
This is pure quality:

13 year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."


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[info]sharya
2008-05-12 07:12 pm UTC (link)
That's awesome!

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[info]stainsteelrat
2008-05-12 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant! And love the last line of the article.

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[info]andyyyyyy
2008-05-12 09:01 pm UTC (link)

He's certainly going about it the right way. If only one of the escorts had been a transexual then it would have been the perfect career start for any aspiring politician :)

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[info]andyyyyyy
2008-05-12 09:02 pm UTC (link)

In other news...are you as gutted as everyone else about the negative effect that yesterday's relegation had on 'midlands football'? :P

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[info]perviepom
2008-05-12 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Haha I had to offer therapy down the local yesterday to the distraught legions of loyal supporters...you know the ones who couldn't be bothered to go and fill the ground for such an important game!

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[info]andyyyyyy
2008-05-12 09:21 pm UTC (link)

Shocking attendance this season thanks in no small part to their ridiculous leaders. You have to laugh at Gold - one chant of sack the board and he's crying on Sky. For Ellis he didn't feel a season was fully complete without at least two chants like that :P

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[info]perviepom
2008-05-12 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Well I do have to admit that I find their board particularly odious, especially when it comes to ticket prices and someone on Tom Ross the other week was saying they charge a handling fee for debit card transactions!

But yes, Gold, lol, he should change his name from David to Comedy!

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[info]andyyyyyy
2008-05-12 10:09 pm UTC (link)

Monday: 'The football clubs need to do more about reducing ticket prices for fans'
Tuesday: 'The price of tickets for Villa fans the derby will be £45'

And he called General Krulak 'The Captain' as he felt he ought to demote him. You just don't do that to a 4-star general and ex-commanding officer of the US marines who saw action in Vietnam and the Gulf - especially if you're a dildo salesman from the East End.

Have you ever seen his website? It's more Comedy Gold.

And now, in contrast to the problems besetting football clubs up and down the country, the future of the Blues looks increasingly secure.

Might want to rewrite that one :P

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[info]mzsocialbutrfly
2008-06-04 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Tony????

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[info]perviepom
2008-06-06 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Ah there you are, good, need your email address, my pc went to the knackers yard.

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[info]mzsocialbutrfly
2008-06-07 03:57 am UTC (link)
ehammet@netspace.net.au

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